Dispatches from Nightmare Alley.


This is something I’ve been working on. It’s got buttons to press and comic strips to read.

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CLICK ME TO HEAD ON THROUGH TO GLORIOUS STRANGENESS.

Dispatches from Nightmare Alley.

The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 37


The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 37

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The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 37


The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 37

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The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 36


The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 36

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The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 36


The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 36

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The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 33


The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 33

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The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 33


The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 33

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The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 32


The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 32

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The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 32


The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 32

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The Art of Failure – self-help for the morbidly inclined. Pt 37


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I Made a Book and Here it is.


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black & white photographs are great. You should buy this.

If you buy this wonderful book your life will improve immeasurably. This is not a money back guarantee.

CLICK ON THE BOOK.

It has photographs in it that I took. Seems like lots of fun to me. Doesn’t it seem like fun?

Why not buy it?

For yourself

Or a friend.

You should definitely buy it.

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I Made a Book and Here it is.


photobook

black & white photographs are great. You should buy this.

If you buy this wonderful book your life will improve immeasurably. This is not a money back guarantee.

CLICK ON THE BOOK.

It has photographs in it that I took. Seems like lots of fun to me. Doesn’t it seem like fun?

Why not buy it?

For yourself

Or a friend.

You should definitely buy it.

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I Made a Book and Here it is.


black & white photographs are great. You should buy this.
If you buy this wonderful book your life will improve immeasurably. This is not a money back guarantee.

CLICK ON THE BOOK.

It has photographs in it that I took. Seems like lots of fun to me. Doesn’t it seem like fun?

Why not buy it?

For yourself

Or a friend.

You should definitely buy it.

 

But if you cannot bear to part with money then please enjoy this freed pdf version.

CLICK ON THIS LINK TO GET IT:  black/white

Productivity Fail #402 – Blame the Coffee.


That wired moment at 2am when you think two keyboards and two monitors will make you twice as productive.

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I just need two extra arms and an extra brain and then everything will be well with the world. Yes, that is all that is required. Just that, nothing more.

Birth, Death, Rebirth.


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What better way to mourn the loss of a pet at the Animal Hospital than to buy a new pet at the pet store and stuff your old pet at the taxidermist?

I also commend whoever came up with the business strategy of having these three trades in such close proximity.

Zebra and Cheetah, DC Zoo, 2013


Zebra and Cheetah

cheetah, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

cheetah, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

zebra, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

zebra, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

zebra, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

zebra, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

cheetah, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

cheetah, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

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Zebra and Cheetah, DC Zoo, 2013


Zebra and Cheetah

cheetah, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

cheetah, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

zebra, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

zebra, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

zebra, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

zebra, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

cheetah, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

cheetah, black and white, tilt shift, 2014

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The Saddest Christmas Sign in the World.


Because nothing says Merry Christmas

Because nothing says Merry Christmas

more than buying gifts for loved ones

more than buying gifts for loved ones

With an unaffordable high interest loan.

With an unaffordable high interest loan.

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And I don’t…

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The Saddest Christmas Sign in the World.


Because nothing says Merry Christmas

Because nothing says Merry Christmas

more than buying gifts for loved ones

more than buying gifts for loved ones

With an unaffordable high interest loan.

With an unaffordable high interest loan.

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And I don’t…

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The Saddest Christmas Sign in the World.


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And I don’t even want to begin to imagine what that bear is doing.

I stared at the animated sign, hypnotised for several minutes, and was still none the wiser.

Snow Day.


It snowed a while ago.

Here are four photographs.

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National Christmas Tree, Washington D.C (2013)


Nothing says Christmas is here more than cutting down a massive tree, transporting it across the country and then displaying it on the National Mall for all to see.

Every year a tree is takenfrom one of the American states.and surrounded with lights and…

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National Christmas Tree, Washington D.C (2013)


Nothing says Christmas is here more than cutting down a massive tree, transporting it across the country and then displaying it on the National Mall for all to see.

Every year a tree is takenfrom one of the American states.and surrounded with lights and…

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National Christmas Tree, Washington D.C (2013)


Nothing says Christmas is here more than cutting down a massive tree, transporting it across the country and then displaying it on the National Mall for all to see. It is far more romantic than that previous sentence would have you believe, in that it is incredibly romantic. Take your lover – I highly recommend it.

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MOMA – black and white (2013)


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DO YOU SENSE HOW ALL THE PARTS OF A GOOD

PICTURE ARE INVOLVED WITH EACH OTHER, NOT

JUST PLACED SIDE BY SIDE? ART IS A CREATION

FOR THE EYE AND CAN ONLY BE HINTED AT WITH

WORDS.

 


A Warning from History to John Kerry from Colin Powell Through the Medium of Sculpture.

A Warning from History to John Kerry from Colin Powell Through the Medium of Sculpture.

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A Warning from History to John Kerry from Colin Powell Through the Medium of Sculpture.

A Warning from History to John Kerry from Colin Powell Through the Medium of Sculpture.

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A Warning from History to John Kerry from Colin Powell Through the Medium of Sculpture.


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A Warning from History to John Kerry from Colin Powell Through the Medium of Sculpture.