Shop – If you want your legs to have an extra screaming mouth…

Then look no further than these stylish spandex pantaloons.






Ignore the tears of your fellow yogis. They are tears of jealousy.

Horrorscope – Buy Me.

I made this.

horror candy tin

It is the best thing for holding candies or poison* but not both at the same time.



**it’s fine to put both candies and poison in it at the same time***


***no it’s not. Don’t put poison in it.