I was very excited because The Naked Cowboy did put down his name for the race for The White House 2012. 

I then realised the last time I had heard this story was late in 2010 so I thought I’d check up on his campaign as I hadn’t seen him at any of the debates.

To my horror, on clicking on this website: http://nc4president.com/ I found that his subscription had lapsed. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Today is the day that democracy truly died. Truly. Died. Not Truly Scrumptious, no, Truly Died.

(Thank you for the Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang joke; you are welcome.)

In my despair I continue to search for cowboy nakedness and thankfully discovered he has a reality show on Youtube. So click his picture and enjoy, as I enjoyed, the greatest 10 minutes of my life. You can then worry, as I did, as to how long he will be allowed to use the opening credits of The Sopranos, without being beaten around the ankles with lead piping, by HBO.


I was very excited because The Naked Cowboy did put down his name for the race for The White House 2012. 

I then realised the last time I had heard this story was late in 2010 so I thought I’d check up on his campaign as I hadn’t seen him at any of the debates.

To my horror, on clicking on this website: http://nc4president.com/ I found that his subscription had lapsed. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Today is the day that democracy truly died. Truly. Died. Not Truly Scrumptious, no, Truly Died.

(Thank you for the Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang joke; you are welcome.)

In my despair I continue to search for cowboy nakedness and thankfully discovered he has a reality show on Youtube. So click his picture and enjoy, as I enjoyed, the greatest 10 minutes of my life. You can then worry, as I did, as to how long he will be allowed to use the opening credits of The Sopranos, without being beaten around the ankles with lead piping, by HBO.

Lies, damn lies and statistics?


Admittedly this is gleaned from the MSNBC website, desperate to find any silver lining on their corporate left-leaning cloud, but it does look like the partiers of tea aren’t quite the unsilenced silent majority they’ve been painted as. Is this a victory for reasonableness? Is a change from 0% to 32% pretty good? Is that cake I put in the oven an hour ago ready yet?

Lies, damn lies and statistics?

Lies, damn lies and statistics?


Admittedly this is gleaned from the MSNBC website, desperate to find any silver lining on their corporate left-leaning cloud, but it does look like the partiers of tea aren’t quite the unsilenced silent majority they’ve been painted as. Is this a victory for reasonableness? Is a change from 0% to 32% pretty good? Is that cake I put in the oven an hour ago ready yet?

Lies, damn lies and statistics?