Red sky at night sailors delight. Red sky in the morning – it’s far too late; the sailors have already … More
Red sky at night shepherds delight. Red sky in the morning – stay in your homes the sheperds have no … More
Hell is not other people. It is you.
Hummus is not what you think it is.
It’s all going to be okay. Yes, don’t worry. Just put this bag on your head And sit down in … More
You are a construct made in the Factory of your Ideology.
Well-wishers will be knocking at your door. Do not let them in. They bring nothing but tragedy.
Ignore the sirens.
You had better unbury that “body” because the council are about to dig up the area in order to install … More
When life gives you lemons You can makes all sorts of things with lemons. Stop complaining. Someone has just given … More
Good things come to those who wait. Unless all the good things are just go around the corner out of … More
If you use the assembly instructions you received with your wardrobe to put together your table You will discover that … More
You should definitely press that button no matter how many times you are warned not to.
You will forget how to words today. Don’t worry no one will notice because no one ever notices anything you … More
Don’t worry. Worrying is futile In the Face of Certain Doom.
Make it a talking point with your colleagues by wearing snowshoes to work. This will increase your chances of promotion … More
You’re not being radical enough. Time to get up on the barricade.
Just because Monday rhymes with Funday Does not mean that it is going to be a fun day today. Stay … More
Yes, that is ectoplasm coming out of your mouth. Don’t worry, The fear will soon pass To be replaced by … More
All Your Base Are Belong to Me. Hand them over, please.
Everything will happen today. EVERYTHING.
When those around you start to spontaneously combust simply ignore them and continue on with your business.
Truly you are your brother’s keeper. Whatever you do, make sure you keep his cage locked. If he gets out, … More
How do you know what is going to happen to you today? Because now you can see the future. Enjoy … More
Today you will reflect on your childhood. The mirror you hold up to the past will be dirty and hard … More
That pile of chocolate will not eat itself. It will eat you. RUN!
It is only my birthday today. There will be no birthday celebrations for anyone else. I am sorry if you … More
Stay away from poison. It is poisonous.
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