10 reasons why politicians are like crack addicts.


It is true that Politicians want votes and Crack Addicts want crack yet there the differences seem to end:

  1. They will say anything to get what they want. 
  2. They will do anything to get what they want. 
  3. Once they have what they want from you they will ignore you. 
  4. Their facial expressions stay too long in one position. 
  5. They have a very loose relationship with reality. 
  6. After they have got what they want they will have feelings of euphoria, supreme confidence and a craving for more. 
  7. If they don’t get what they want they will devolve into a pit of self-destructive paranoia. 
  8. You don’t want to go round to their house. 
  9. You don’t want them in your house.
  10. You check all your pockets once they have left the room. 
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10 reasons why politicians are like crack addicts.


It is true that Politicians want votes and Crack Addicts want crack yet there the differences seem to end:

  1. They will say anything to get what they want. 
  2. They will do anything to get what they want. 
  3. Once they have what they want from you they will ignore you. 
  4. Their facial expressions stay too long in one position. 
  5. They have a very loose relationship with reality. 
  6. After they have got what they want they will have feelings of euphoria, supreme confidence and a craving for more. 
  7. If they don’t get what they want they will devolve into a pit of self-destructive paranoia. 
  8. You don’t want to go round to their house. 
  9. You don’t want them in your house.
  10. You check all your pockets once they have left the room.