Horror Scope – Scorpio 21st November

Red sky at night sailors delight.

Red sky in the morning – it’s far too late; the sailors have already captured all the high ground and your defeat is assured.


Horror Scope – Scorpio 20th November

Red sky at night shepherds delight.

Red sky in the morning – stay in your homes the sheperds have no yet finished feasting on human flesh.


Horror Scope – Scorpio 17th November

It’s all going to be okay.

Yes, don’t worry.

Just put this bag on your head

And sit down in that box.

Totally safe.