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Another Day.


He wakes up. The massacre at the school in Kenya has been forgotten about. The pilot that crashed his plane into a mountain full of people has been forgotten about. The apple watch is the talk of the day. It is popular. A man has been shot by a policeman for running away from a policeman whilst black. The policeman is being hung out to dry by the police force and turned into a bad apple so that…

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Another Day.


He wakes up. The massacre at the school in Kenya has been forgotten about. The pilot that crashed his plane into a mountain full of people has been forgotten about. The apple watch is the talk of the day. It is popular. A man has been shot by a policeman for running away from a policeman whilst black. The policeman is being hung out to dry by the police force and turned into a bad apple so that…

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Another Day.


He wakes up. The massacre at the school in Kenya has been forgotten about. The pilot that crashed his plane into a mountain full of people has been forgotten about. The apple watch is the talk of the day. It is popular. A man has been shot by a policeman for running away from a policeman whilst black. The policeman is being hung out to dry by the police force and turned into a bad apple so that we can ignore the rotten barrel and the rotten tree that grew the wood for the barrel and the rotten tree that grew the rotten apples from the rotten ground. Everything is rotten. He has a coffee and he draws some pictures and he things about cuddling. Cuddling makes the rottenness of the world more palatable. He then learns about periscope and meerkat and live streaming from phones and everyone is live streaming everything and soon hovering drones will livestream our lives hovering with us by law and social convention filming and recording when we sleep and shit and die. Then he has another coffee and imagines a glass of wine and Octavia’s Brood arrives in his postbox and he is excited about reading short stories that he helped fund and the quality of the book is good and the quality of the writing is great and he is happy. Then he reads more about the 100 years war and it seems that it was a war that was initially fought in the courts by lawyers but then this interpretation is no doubt because the writer is a British Judge and then he eats some food and then he hope there is a future for children but then he sees robots and genetically modified creatures roaming a post-apocalyptic desert not sure what their purpose is or why they are there or what they are doing and then he eats some chocolate eggs and then he goes to sleep.

Horror Scope – Sagittarius 6th December.


Piano keys will not help you unlock this door.

They will, however, be really useful as projectile weapons to be thrown at the on-coming horde.

If only you can prise them out of their fittings – maybe then you will have a fighting chance.

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 5th December.


Did you really think that you were going to get away with that?

Well you did, no consequences.

Congratulations.

No-one will suspect a thing and the organ chewing guilt will become manageable soon enough.

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 4th December.


No, it’s not just you – those things in hats have been following you since your morning ablutions.

You should never have invited them into the shower.

There will be no escaping their relentless gaze now.

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 3rd December.


Don’t worry too much that the words in your newspaper are dripping off the page.

Worry about the terrible price that will be exacted,

by the sentient being formed from the black ooze,

after your final wish.

 

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 2nd December.


Today you will try to convince everyone that Jeff Bezos is trying to take over the world.

No one will believe you,

Until years later when the uniformed jack-booted foot soldiers of Bezos’ private child army

comes for them and their families in their Amazon life-cubicles.

Then they’ll believe you.

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 1st December


Even as you feel the life drain from your body,

Be thankful that your corpse will be used as cross-training equipment for the Silicon Valley Power Elite.

Your brain soup will make them strong.

Your tears will fuel their start-ups.

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 30th November


It will come to your attention as the day progresses that you are not getting the attention you deserve.

The flashy brooch you purchase and pin to your lapel will make little difference.

Yet still you persevere.

You optimistic fool.

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 29th November


Today you will be the Thanksgiving leftovers for our Inter-dimensional Overlords.

Baste yourself.

 

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 28th November


Thanksgiving.

Today you will be filled with helium and stretched tight your limbs attached to rope as you are dragged through the streets of New York.

As is traditional.

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 27th November


Where does all this energy come from?

It comes from The Screaming Dead.

That will teach you to ask questions.

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 25th November


Good news  – your hopes and dreams are going to come true.

Bad news – your hopes and dreams involve having your brain inserted into an indestructible killer robot with a unquenchable thirst for human destruction.

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Horror Scope – Scorpio 21st November


Red sky at night sailors delight.

Red sky in the morning – it’s far too late; the sailors have already captured all the high ground and your defeat is assured.

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Horror Scope – Scorpio 20th November


Red sky at night shepherds delight.

Red sky in the morning – stay in your homes the sheperds have no yet finished feasting on human flesh.

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Horror Scope – Scorpio 17th November


It’s all going to be okay.

Yes, don’t worry.

Just put this bag on your head

And sit down in that box.

Totally safe.

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Horror Scope – Scorpio 13th November


You had better unbury that “body” because the council are about to dig up the area in order to install an ice-rink.

This is definitely a metaphor.
Yes, don’t take it literally.

(Take it literally. Go now!)

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Horror Scope – Scorpio 12th November


When life gives you lemons

You can makes all sorts of things with lemons.

Stop complaining.

Someone has just given you lemons, you ungrateful cur.

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Horror Scope – Scorpio 11th November


Good things come to those who wait.

Unless all the good things are just go around the corner out of sight and hearing.

Why not go and check.

Don’t worry, it’s not a trap…

I said it’s NOT a trap.

That’s right, just down at the end of the alleyway – through the neon lit door.

All the Good Things are waiting for you.

Breathing heavily – licking their lips with anticipation.

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Horror Scope – Scorpio 10th November


If you use the assembly instructions you received with your wardrobe to put together your table

You will discover that you have created a wooden portal to another dimension.

It is one way only so tread carefully.

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Horror Scope – Scorpio 8th November


You will forget how to words today.

Don’t worry no one will notice because no one ever notices anything you do.

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Horror Scope – Scorpio 6th November


Make it a talking point with your colleagues by wearing snowshoes to work.

This will increase your chances of promotion and a raise.

This is an indisputable fact.

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