The argument that is often made in favour of The British Empire for ex-colonies is that “at least you weren’t run by the French, The Beligans, The Portuguese” but that seems very like a bully telling their victim “at least I only pushed your head down the toilet – the other bullies wanted to set fire to you and punch you in the face until you could no longer see.”

My point is that it seems like a false equivalence.

Culture of Illusion – Do French Women Masturbate?


I ask this very rude and coarse question simply because the premise of this rather amusing video seems to rest on that very fact:

Perhaps they do and they just never tell the French Men.

Perhaps they are angry that their own sexual needs are never considered.

Perhaps they are irritated that they are seen as little more than objects to be used to satisfy the relentless lusting of men.

Perhaps they are sick of being treated like second class citizens.

Perhaps the mythical love making of the Frenchman is just that, a myth.

Perhaps. Perhaps. Perhaps.

Oh wait, this is probably all women and all men throughout all Time.

You don’t need to tell me.

It is really none of my business.