It is Saint Patrick’s Day next week.
The Yearly Bacchanal is not a time for introspection but perhaps, this year, it’s time to slow down a little.
I am probably just getting old. Don’t mind me, I am just an decrepit man with not much time left.
Even so, here, below, are some ideas and some thoughts.
Cheers!
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Saint Patrick’s Day Advice
It is Saint Patrick’s Day next week.
The Yearly Bacchanal is not a time for introspection but perhaps, this year, it’s time to slow down a little.
I am probably just getting old. Don’t mind me, I am just an decrepit man with not much time left.
Even so, here, below, are some ideas and some thoughts.
Cheers!
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Saint Patrick’s Day Advice
It is Saint Patrick’s Day next week.
The Yearly Bacchanal is not a time for introspection but perhaps, this year, it’s time to slow down a little.
I am probably just getting old. Don’t mind me, I am just a decrepit man with not much time left.
Even so, here, below, are some ideas and some thoughts.
Cheers!
Valentine’s Lesson #1: Objects = Love (As is Tradition.)
Be My Valentine. Or Buy these artisanal products to express your love.
Nothing says I LOVE YOU like buying things from my store.
A candy tin… of love
A t-shirt… of love
A tote bag… of love
Valentine’s Lesson #1: Objects = Love (As is Tradition.)
Be My Valentine. Or Buy these artisanal products to express your love.
Nothing says I LOVE YOU like buying things from my store.
A candy tin… of love
A t-shirt… of love
A tote bag… of love
Valentine’s Lesson #1: Objects = Love (As is Tradition.)
Nothing says I LOVE YOU like buying things from my store.
You will not regret your purchases.*








*you may regret your purchases.
Shop – If you want your legs to have an extra screaming mouth…
Then look no further than these stylish spandex pantaloons.
Ignore the tears of your fellow yogis.…
Shop – If you want your legs to have an extra screaming mouth…
Then look no further than these stylish spandex pantaloons.
Ignore the tears of your fellow yogis.…
Shop – If you want your legs to have an extra screaming mouth…
Horrorscope – Buy Me Redux
Because who doesn’t want to wear a weird tie with a massive mouth on it?
I don’t know anyone…
Horrorscope – Buy Me Redux
Because who doesn’t want to wear a weird tie with a massive mouth on it?
I don’t know anyone…
Horrorscope – Buy Me Redux
who the fuck wrote these lies
If I were allowed to still date, I’d wear the shit outta that cool dress
Best. First Date. Ever.
who the fuck wrote these lies
If I were allowed to still date, I’d wear the shit outta that cool dress
Best. First Date. Ever.
Culture of Illusion – Fifty/Fifty
Culture of Illusion – Gloriously Weird.
One of my favourite sites to peruse is Open Culture.
This video popped up today.
It makes no sense to me but it makes no sense in a lovely distracting way.
There is always something to love about Yoko Ono and this is just one more thing. The fact that what this video really is is a commercial for a new range of clothing from Open Ceremony is, I think, probably forgiveable. It is forgiveable isn’t it?
Oh no, wait, in the course of typing I have changed my mind. What we have here is another sandwich board. Why must they always be sandwich boards? I suppose artists need to live and eat and pay mortgages too.
And yet…
Yet maybe there is more to the all too common Company/Artist relationship this time. The designs are so odd perhaps they are subversive. Maybe Yoko Ono is having the last laugh. Maybe she is making unwearable anti-style clothing and taking the money and running off to do some more wonderful and infuriating performance art.
This may be a big fuck you to fashion, to men, to women, to commerce, to herself.
Or it may just be exactly what it looks like – an artist being employed by a company to express an idea through a medium that, generally, reeks of commerce and compromise.
I especially love the hand prints on the crotch region.

All art is pornography. Someone very clever once said that somewhere once…
That is all I have to say about this thing.
What a great world we live in.
[sources: Open Culture and Vimeo]
Appetite for Distraction – self-hating hipster. The worst kind of hipster.
This t-shirt is not a real t-shirt but if it were a real t-shirt I suspect that hipsters would love it.