Tag: end of days

Lindsay Heller Mediates Between Parent and Nanny


Lindsay Heller helps open the lines of communication between parents, who are sometimes of the celebrity set, and the nannies they hire.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

Lindsay Heller Mediates Between Parent and Nanny

Lindsay Heller Mediates Between Parent and Nanny


Lindsay Heller helps open the lines of communication between parents, who are sometimes of the celebrity set, and the nannies they hire.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

Lindsay Heller Mediates Between Parent and Nanny

Culture of Illusion – Got to Love a Hater.


I just have a soft spot for this glorious psychopath so I thought I would share a little observation about him with you all:

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CLICK AT WHERE I AM LOOKING! YEAH! EXACTLY THERE!

’We found a large number of books in these characters and, as they contained nothing in which were not to be seen as superstition and lies of the devil, we burned them all, which they (the Maya) regretted to an amazing degree, and which caused them much affliction.’

History, being full of ironies as it is, continues with this fine fellow:

Bishop Diego de Landa Calderón, whilst responsible for a great deal of destruction of Mayan art and literature, due to the assiduous nature of his recording of that destruction, is also our major source for the very thing he was spending much of his time destroying. Oh irony, hold me close, keep me warm in the dark watches of the night.

Culture of Illusion – Worth $145.86 and not a cent more…


So if you want to monetize your twitter account, all you need do is go to this website and click click click:

Mine is worth the princely sum of $145.86. Which is more than I thought it would be.

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I don’t know why this is a thing…

Oh wait, of course I know why this is a thing. This is a thing because we’re all obsessed with value and monetizing everything.

I can’t even remember why I found it. Perhaps I was internet stalking someone and found that they had tried it themselves so I tried it myself. Maybe that is what had happened. I couldn’t possibly comment about the truth of that.

Anyway, how do they calculate this number? Where do I get this money?

WHAT ON EARTH ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE MONETIZED?

I feel that every day it becomes more acceptable to write everything in CAPS because I become more INCREDULOUS with everything that is happening IN THE EVERY DAY.

Why do we have to be worth money to be valuable? Why do I feel sad that I am only worth $145?

Social Media is weird.

I’m going to have a coffee. Anyone want one?

Also, if you spotted that one of the tabs on the browser said “Today in Anal Tattoos” then you win a prize.

The prize is my public shaming.


Don’t forget your flame-proof spray…


Don’t forget your flame-proof spray…

pokemon stole ideas from the Mayans.


dreadfulgypsy:

I was reading this book today and saw pictures of rituals that the Mayans would use to summon gods. they were standing in front of this block that had red and white balls all over it, with a dot in the center, seeming like an opening ball. Woah pokemon get your own shit.

Pokemon more gruesome.

pokemon stole ideas from the Mayans.


dreadfulgypsy:

I was reading this book today and saw pictures of rituals that the Mayans would use to summon gods. they were standing in front of this block that had red and white balls all over it, with a dot in the center, seeming like an opening ball. Woah pokemon get your own shit.

Pokemon more gruesome.


Average Joe Schriner. He’s Average. He’s called Joe. He has a website and he wants your vote. He wants to be President too. Go Joe.


Average Joe Schriner. He’s Average. He’s called Joe. He has a website and he wants your vote. He wants to be President too. Go Joe.