Tag: Christmas
Santa and Jesus – Guilt II.
Santa and Jesus – Guilt.
Santa and Jesus – Wracked.
Santa and Jesus – Song.
Santa and Jesus – Dash.
Santa and Jesus – Details.
Santa and Jesus – Passive Aggressive.
Santa and Jesus – Apologies.
Santa and Jesus – Names.
Is it Friday yet?
Santa and Jesus – Regret.
Santa and Jesus – Plans.
And there it is.
Santa and Jesus – Lost.
The awkward tension ramps up to the next level.
Santa and Jesus – Excuses.
It’s still Monday. I hope it’s going well.
Santa and Jesus – Leaving.
Happy Monday.
Santa and Jesus – Small Talk.
So the Terrorists don’t win.
Santa and Jesus – The Morning After.
Oh Look! It’s Part II! I hope everyone is having a good day.
Santa and Jesus – Theft.
I haven’t posted for a while. Here’s a Christmas themed story. Merry Seasons Greetings.
Appetite for Distraction – Another Day.
He wakes up. There were no dreams. He goes to the bathroom and falls over a cat. Then the cat … More
Horror Scope – Sagittarius 26th December
Look after your inner child. If you don’t it will eat your tasty organs.
Horror Scope – Sagittarius 25th December
Every time a bell rings an angel does a fart. Christmas Science. You’re welcome.
Horror Scope – Sagittarius 24th December
If you have been naughty there is no hope for you. He will get through all of your defenses and … More
Horror Scope – Sagittarius 23rd December
Today you will realize that everything you knew is wrong. Luckily you previously thought that the world was flat, apples … More
Horror Scope – Sagittarius 22nd December
Today the end of the year creeps ever closer. There is no escaping it. Unless you are stuck in a … More
Horror Scope – Sagittarius 21st December
If you find yourself up the creek without a paddle You would be best to realize that even if you … More
Horror Scope – Sagittarius 20th December
Today success will come in the form of a bearded man handing out gifts. So if you see a Walt … More
The Saddest Christmas Sign in the World.
And I don’t even want to begin to imagine what that bear is doing. I stared at the animated sign, … More
Horror Scope – Sagittarius 17th December
If you play your cards right you will have your own flag by the end of the day. If you … More
Horror Scope – Sagittarius 17th December
You better not shout, You better not cry, You better not pout, I’m telling you why Because no one can … More
Horror Scope – Sagittarius 15th December
You will invent something incredible today. Oh, sorry, that’s been invented already. Sorry to get your hopes up.
National Christmas Tree, Washington D.C (2013)
Nothing says Christmas is here more than cutting down a massive tree, transporting it across the country and then displaying … More
Appetite for Distraction – Festive Feelings
Father Christmas had still not got the hang of Privacy Laws.
