Is it Friday yet?
And there it is.
The awkward tension ramps up to the next level.
It’s still Monday. I hope it’s going well.
So the Terrorists don’t win.
Oh Look! It’s Part II! I hope everyone is having a good day.
I haven’t posted for a while. Here’s a Christmas themed story. Merry Seasons Greetings.
He wakes up. There were no dreams. He goes to the bathroom and falls over a cat. Then the cat … More
Look after your inner child. If you don’t it will eat your tasty organs.
Every time a bell rings an angel does a fart. Christmas Science. You’re welcome.
If you have been naughty there is no hope for you. He will get through all of your defenses and … More
Today you will realize that everything you knew is wrong. Luckily you previously thought that the world was flat, apples … More
Today the end of the year creeps ever closer. There is no escaping it. Unless you are stuck in a … More
If you find yourself up the creek without a paddle You would be best to realize that even if you … More
Today success will come in the form of a bearded man handing out gifts. So if you see a Walt … More
And I don’t even want to begin to imagine what that bear is doing. I stared at the animated sign, … More
If you play your cards right you will have your own flag by the end of the day. If you … More
You better not shout, You better not cry, You better not pout, I’m telling you why Because no one can … More
You will invent something incredible today. Oh, sorry, that’s been invented already. Sorry to get your hopes up.
Nothing says Christmas is here more than cutting down a massive tree, transporting it across the country and then displaying … More
Father Christmas had still not got the hang of Privacy Laws.