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Appetite for Distraction – Another Day.


Appetite for Distraction – Another Day.

He wakes up. There were no dreams. He goes to the bathroom and falls over a cat. Then the cat disappears. There was no cat. It is dark. It is near the end. It is near the beginning. Gangs war with each other. Treasure Hunters are searching in all the wrong places. He runs on a running machine. He runs and runs and runs and then he runs some more. Torture has been deemed to be okay drone strikes…

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Appetite for Distraction – Another Day.


Appetite for Distraction – Another Day.

He wakes up. There were no dreams. He goes to the bathroom and falls over a cat. Then the cat disappears. There was no cat. It is dark. It is near the end. It is near the beginning. Gangs war with each other. Treasure Hunters are searching in all the wrong places. He runs on a running machine. He runs and runs and runs and then he runs some more. Torture has been deemed to be okay drone strikes…

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Appetite for Distraction – Another Day.


He wakes up. There were no dreams. He goes to the bathroom and falls over a cat. Then the cat disappears. There was no cat. It is dark. It is near the end. It is near the beginning. Gangs war with each other. Treasure Hunters are searching in all the wrong places. He runs on a running machine. He runs and runs and runs and then he runs some more. Torture has been deemed to be okay drone strikes have deemed to be okay whistle blowing has deemed to be a crime protesting violence has deemed to be a crime being a person of color means living in another world being white means feeling mildly guilty but not doing anything about the disparity the two worlds the split reality because it benefits white people white men good white christian men with their suits and their ties and their cufflinks and their swollen bond accounts. War and Revolution and Slavery and Spying and Torture and Baconnaise and Wealth Gaps and photoshopped reality and the endless sleep of failure. Then the books are burnt and the e-readers are melted and the streaming of information is stemmed and the door to the room you are trapped in is cemented shut. Censorship wins and the guards have no one to guard them so they do what they want when they want to whom they want. In the darkest corner of the deepest hole a small light glimmers. It is a flame. A small weak flame. It is being fed slowly fed steadily it grows and it grows ever so slowly waiting for 2015. Then he eats an apple. Then he eats some cashews. Then he looks out of the window. Then he looks at the trees. Then he goes to sleep.

Horror Scope – Sagittarius 23rd December


Today you will realize that everything you knew is wrong.

Luckily you previously thought that the world was flat, apples went up and there wasn’t a race problem.

Things are looking up for you.

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 22nd December


Today the end of the year creeps ever closer.

There is no escaping it.

Unless you are stuck in a time loop.

Unless you are stuck in a time loop.

Unless you are stuck in a time loop.

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 21st December


If you find yourself up the creek without a paddle

You would be best to realize that even if you had a paddle

It would be no use in defeating the flesh eating creek beast.

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 20th December


Today success will come in the form of a bearded man handing out gifts.

So if you see a Walt Whitman impersonator with a large burlap sack you should certainly approach him (or her) and makes inquiries.

 

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The Saddest Christmas Sign in the World.


Because nothing says Merry Christmas

Because nothing says Merry Christmas

more than buying gifts for loved ones

more than buying gifts for loved ones

With an unaffordable high interest loan.

With an unaffordable high interest loan.

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And I don’t…

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The Saddest Christmas Sign in the World.


Because nothing says Merry Christmas

Because nothing says Merry Christmas

more than buying gifts for loved ones

more than buying gifts for loved ones

With an unaffordable high interest loan.

With an unaffordable high interest loan.

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And I don’t…

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The Saddest Christmas Sign in the World.


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And I don’t even want to begin to imagine what that bear is doing.

I stared at the animated sign, hypnotised for several minutes, and was still none the wiser.

Horror Scope – Sagittarius 17th December


If you play your cards right you will have your own flag by the end of the day.

If you play your cards wrong you will be your own flag by the end of the day.

Given these odds, I suggest you don’t play cards today.

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Horror Scope – Sagittarius 17th December


You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I’m telling you why

Because no one can here you through these lead lined concrete walls and if you want to keep getting your gruel you will be best served by remaining docile.

Quiet! It’s coming back!

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National Christmas Tree, Washington D.C (2013)


Nothing says Christmas is here more than cutting down a massive tree, transporting it across the country and then displaying it on the National Mall for all to see.

Every year a tree is takenfrom one of the American states.and surrounded with lights and…

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National Christmas Tree, Washington D.C (2013)


Nothing says Christmas is here more than cutting down a massive tree, transporting it across the country and then displaying it on the National Mall for all to see.

Every year a tree is takenfrom one of the American states.and surrounded with lights and…

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National Christmas Tree, Washington D.C (2013)


Nothing says Christmas is here more than cutting down a massive tree, transporting it across the country and then displaying it on the National Mall for all to see. It is far more romantic than that previous sentence would have you believe, in that it is incredibly romantic. Take your lover – I highly recommend it.

Every year a tree is taken
from one of the American states.
and surrounded with lights and tiny trains
This year the tree is
From Virginia.
It glows hauntingly
The lights.
The hypnotic lights.
And atop there sits
a glowing star
Little trees represent the states
And the unincorporated territories.

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