Happy Birthday from your Stalker.

I know it’s your birthday today

But I know you don’t want me to call

So I took your last text message you sent me

And changed the meaning so all

The lines are opposite:

Thank you for your gift

It was very thoughtful.

It all turned out just as you hoped

I want us to be together forever

It was the perfect gift at the perfect time

I’m so alone without you 

Please keep sending me love letters.

Happy Birthday

I didn’t mean to turn love into

Stalking.



Happy Birthday from your Stalker.

I know it’s your birthday today

But I know you don’t want me to call

So I took your last text message you sent me

And changed the meaning so all

The lines are opposite:

Thank you for your gift

It was very thoughtful.

It all turned out just as you hoped

I want us to be together forever

It was the perfect gift at the perfect time

I’m so alone without you 

Please keep sending me love letters.

Happy Birthday

I didn’t mean to turn love into

Stalking.



deadpresidents:

It is Richard Nixon’s birthday today, so keep your eyes open for a bunch of Nixon posts.  Some of them will be familiar, but there’s also a pretty big essay that is brand-new and was finished about two minutes ago.

Richard Nixon says, “Surf’s up, bitches.

  • This was taken after the first televised debate with Kennedy. I didn’t realise he was so nervous. (That first sentence is a lie. For comedy.)

deadpresidents:

It is Richard Nixon’s birthday today, so keep your eyes open for a bunch of Nixon posts.  Some of them will be familiar, but there’s also a pretty big essay that is brand-new and was finished about two minutes ago.

Richard Nixon says, “Surf’s up, bitches.

  • This was taken after the first televised debate with Kennedy. I didn’t realise he was so nervous. (That first sentence is a lie. For comedy.)