Nothing says I LOVE YOU like buying things from my store.
You will not regret your purchases.*
*you may regret your purchases.
Valentine’s Lesson #1: Objects = Love (As is Tradition.)
Category: Shop
Shop – Everyone Loves Playing Cards…
Especially if the prize is their soul.
Do it for love!
You won’t regret it.*
*you may regret it.
Shop – If you want your legs to have an extra screaming mouth…
Then look no further than these stylish spandex pantaloons.
Ignore the tears of your fellow yogis. They are tears of jealousy.
Shop – Nothing Says I Love You…
Like an overpriced print on a canvas.
It’s art.
You will be loved.
Guaranteed.*
*not guaranteed.
Cutethulu – Lewis Carroll Meets H.P. Lovecraft Meets Twee.
It’s nearly Valentine’s Day. What better way to celebrate that perfect union betwixt you and your special one by gifting them a t-shirt like this one:
I thought I was being really clever but apparently I’m not the first person to put the word CUTE and the word CTHULU together and then draw a twee version of The Elder One.
Even so, given that my 401k isn’t going so well and this t-shirt is awesome I recommend you buy one for someone you love.
Valentine’s Day! Patron Saint of The Elder Gods!*
*I’m going to hell.
Horrorscope – Buy Me Redux
Because who doesn’t want to wear a weird tie with a massive mouth on it?
I don’t know anyone who doesn’t want to do that.
Horrorscope – Buy Me.
I made this.
It is the best thing for holding candies or poison* but not both at the same time.
*joke**
**it’s fine to put both candies and poison in it at the same time***
***no it’s not. Don’t put poison in it.
