Valentine’s Lesson #1: Objects = Love (As is Tradition.)


Nothing says I LOVE YOU like buying things from my store.

You will not regret your purchases.*

A postcard... of love
A postcard… of love
A necklace... of love
A necklace… of love
A canvas... of love
A canvas… of love
A throw pillow... of love
A throw pillow… of love
A tote bag... of love
A tote bag… of love
A mug... of love
A mug… of love
A t-shirt... of love
A t-shirt… of love
A candy tin... of love
A candy tin… of love

*you may regret your purchases.

Shop – If you want your legs to have an extra screaming mouth…


Then look no further than these stylish spandex pantaloons.

 

 

 

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Ignore the tears of your fellow yogis. They are tears of jealousy.

Cutethulu – Lewis Carroll Meets H.P. Lovecraft Meets Twee.


It’s nearly Valentine’s Day. What better way to celebrate that perfect union betwixt you and your special one by gifting them a t-shirt like this one:

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I thought I was being really clever but apparently I’m not the first person to put the word CUTE and the word CTHULU together and then draw a twee version of The Elder One.

Even so, given that my 401k isn’t going so well and this t-shirt is awesome I recommend you buy one for someone you love.

Valentine’s Day! Patron Saint of The Elder Gods!*

*I’m going to hell.