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Beware The Time Thief. BEWARE!

Those red eyes in the dark of the forest all belong to the same thing. Your vengeful army of dopplegangers.

You will be fired out of a cannon into a wall of chickens.

You will be made into paté for the bored rich.

You’re about to become a popular gif that will cause your family to implode.

You’re going to be the last human on earth by the end of the week. At least that’s what They want you to think.

You’re not even good enough to be the side kick who gets sacrificed in the third act.

When you got out of bed this morning you never expected to be running from NASA security guards by sunset.

That was close.

Your footprints are getting bigger.

Your footprints are getting smaller.

No-one will believe you when you find a new sub-atomic particle.

Horrorscope – Thursday 1st May 2014