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2014, aquarius, aries, astrology, Cancer, capricorn, gemini, horoscope, horrorscope, humor, leo, libra, pisces, predictions, rationalism, sagittarius, satire, scorpio, taurus, virgo
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- Replacing all the water with blood at the aquarium was not a good idea.
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- At about 3pm you will discover the meaning of life. Then you will forget it.
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- A wizard can never go home. YOU ARE THAT WIZARD.
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- If you wish to succeed then you are going to have to create more imaginative fantasies
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- You are what happened before The Big Bang.
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- Sir Sean Connery doesn’t like what you have been saying about him.
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- Learn to relax. It will improve your chances of calming The Kraken that will have you in it’s clutches later today.
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- You are allergic to nuts.
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- Your poems are amazing. Read them aloud at the first street corner you come to. Public laughter denotes praise not mockery.
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- Important things happen but only when you sleep.
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- The only cure for your current ailment is time travel.
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- In the near future you will become a noble gas. Which one isn’t clear but you will surely be invited to more parties and gallery openings.
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