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2014, aquarius, aries, astrology, Cancer, capricorn, gemini, horoscope, horrorscope, humor, leo, libra, pisces, predictions, rationalism, sagittarius, satire, scorpio, taurus, virgo
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- Everyone one can see what you are doing on webcam. EVERYONE. Either put some tape over it or start charging money.
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- Your personal financial advisor uses cards on a wall and a dart to choose how they invest your money.
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- Congratulations, you are about to be elected President of Afghanistan.
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- Someone has been mixing dolphin meat into your food.
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- A rolling stone gathers no moss. Moss gatherers gather moss. It is a proud and dying profession. You will be sorry when there are no more moss gatherers in the world.
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- If you had only reached a little further and jumped a little higher you would not be impaled on these dirty wooden spikes.
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- For the rest of the month you will be mistaken for a Super Villain.
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- You have just been copyrighted by Google. Now you have to email them everytime you want to do anything.
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- Get as many axes as you can. Get them now!
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- Never answer a telephone again. It is not in your interests to do so.
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- You have gone temporarily blind.
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- You are about to be sucked into a video game. It happened while you were reading this.
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