Hobgoblins are real and they are eating your feet, right now. No new shoes for you.
Don’t look under the patio. You will not like what you find there.
You have all the answers. You just have no idea which questions to match them up to.
You are sleepwalking off a cliff so you will not be able to read this useful warning.
You were automated last week but everyone is too embarassed to tell you.
As disasters go, that wasn’t the worst one you have ever caused.
When you are finally uploaded to the brainweb you will only take up 1mb.
From this day forth you will be allergic to coffee.
Sheath your sword slowly and you may avoid death by cop.
You evolved from a trilobite.
The snow will never end.
You have no one but yourself to blame for being in that swinging wooden cage above the shark filled lava pit. Luckily all the sharks are dead and they will form a handy walkway to the exit. The cage is nearly burnt away and you only have a small drop. Not bad for a Monday.