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2014, aquarius, aries, astrology, Cancer, capricorn, gemini, horoscope, horrorscope, humor, leo, libra, pisces, predictions, rationalism, sagittarius, satire, scorpio, taurus, virgo
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- You are never going to be popular unless you become more reliable. You are never going to become more reliable.
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- You are the host body for a parasitic alien. Everyone can see it pulsing just above your left eye.
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- Your eyes will glow like hot coals. Someone will have placed hot coals in your eye sockets at lunch time.
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- The Collapse of Western Civilization is coming and it is going to be your fault.
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- No one is reading anything you write.
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- There will never be an end to the tests you have to take, pass, retake, pass – until you die. Chin up!
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- In the night, someone swapped your hands and feet. Try explaining that to your boss.
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- Woven into your skin, you find a map to hidden treasure.
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- Aliens exist they just don’t want to abduct you because you are too boring.
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- This is your last day living in 3-dimensions. Use your time wisely.
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- You are a figment of your own imagination.
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- Don’t drink that! They’ve poisoned it! Again.
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