I should have warned you about that quicksand yesterday. On the plus side at least you know where your family are now and the burial costs are no longer a worry.
How many hearts do you really need? Oh, at least one? That’s going to be a problem round about lunchtime.
All the world is a stage and you just forgot all of your lines.
Snow. Snow. Snow. You are made of snow.
You are wearing too much make up.
You are not wearing enough make up.
Stop eating make up.
You wake up wearing a large Mickey Mouse suit tied to a chair in a room with no windows. Your guess is as good as mine.
If only you hadn’t taken that rune covered box. You wouldn’t be hiding from that thing now.
Yes – you are on fire. No – it’s not going to get any less painful. Yes – it’s your own fault.
Your plan to take over the world with an army of mice is reaching fruition. Keep up the good work.
After you send your hair to strangers in the post you will surely meet lots of new people.
