He wakes up. Lou Reed lookalike leaves the train leaving Burton on the seat on the train. Lonely button in … More
He wakes up. His shoulders ache. He is cold he is warm he is cold he is warm he is … More
Nothing says I LOVE YOU like buying things from my store. You will not regret your purchases.* *you may regret … More
He wakes up. Robert Redford looks tired. Independent film isn’t. His flourescent pen has run out. He watches the end … More
Especially if the prize is their soul. Do it for love! You won’t regret it.* *you may regret it.
Then look no further than these stylish spandex pantaloons. Ignore the tears of your fellow yogis. … More
Like an overpriced print on a canvas. It’s art. You will be loved. Guaranteed.* *not guaranteed.
It’s nearly Valentine’s Day. What better way to celebrate that perfect union betwixt you and your special one by gifting … More
He wakes up. There is chocolate everywhere. Justin Bieber drinking and drag racing in fast cars. Sizzurp is scaring the … More
Because who doesn’t want to wear a weird tie with a massive mouth on it? I don’t … More
He wakes up. He reads Malcolm X and a drinks a bottle of wine from a plastic bag. He wanders … More
I know that lazy tilt shift is a mistake but I just can’t help myself. Let’s just pretend it’s a … More
I made this. It is the best thing for holding candies or poison* but not both at the same time. … More