He wakes up. He watches as Fox News crushes poor people and facts into a glorious paste of lies. Then he watches as Egypt collapses a little more and then he has a coffee. Then he drinks some wine and then he goes to the bathroom a lot and then he has a coffee and a sandwich and then he plays a video game and then he becomes obsessed with gay rights and gets enraged at Russia and the Rambo cartoon from the 80s. Then he goes to sleep.