Appetite for Distraction – Another Day.


He wakes up. He was dreaming of fighting off a zombie Winston Churchill. He won but also, in many ways, he lost. It is never an enjoyable experience to crush the skull of a zombie Winston Churchill with a baseball bat especially as the zombification process occurs. He shaves. His beard almost immediately grows back like Tim Allen in The Santa Clause. He watches Chris Hedges talk eloquently and is depressed by it. He spends the whole day doing nothing and then is saddened by a train crash in Spain and then confused by what is going on in Egypt and then he buys a bottle of wine and then he buys some sushi and then he goes home and he drinks the wine and he eats the sushi and he watches Gore Vidal being witty in 2002 and then he sleeps.

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7 Comments

  1. One of my favorites yet. But then, I guess I cannot say that with much credibility as I have yet to read through ALL of them. But of the ones I’ve read, I favor zombie Winston Churchill, eleven o’clock shadows, and sushi

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  2. No. You did come across humble…i think I was trying to be funny, but it appears I’ve come across as psychotic 😉 and I never got any alert that you’d responded, so I thought I’d angered you. I’m glad I didn’t. Lol

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