Reporter 1 – So, you’ve received the same official email that I have received. I’ve already read out the details of that email. Could you now read out the details of that email in a similar way using slightly different words?
Reporter 2 – Of course and I’ll also pepper it with some generalisations from a fact pack I was given by an underpaid researcher and finish it off with a description of the crowd that everybody at home can see behind me.
Reporter 1 – Thank you so much.
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