I love sushi.
I bet you think that the picture is a picture of a tape dispenser with a bit of sushi stuck in it don’t you?
It’s a Perfect Sushi Maker!
I am going to ignore the fact that I keep making fun of things that make life easier and embrace the beauty of this:
What could be so wrong with an invention to make the perfect sushi roll?
Do you want to spend your life studying to become the perfect sushi chef?
Fuck it! I can do that in five seconds with this reappointed tape dispenser.
I love you pointless inventions, I love you.
Who needs to study for years to master a skill that gives a feeling of accomplishment and self worth?
NOBODY ANYMORE BECAUSE WE HAVE INVENTIONS TO DO OUR SELF-WORTH FOR US!