I love sushi.
I bet you think that the picture is a picture of a tape dispenser with a bit of sushi stuck in it don’t you?
WRONG!
It’s a Perfect Sushi Maker!
I am going to ignore the fact that I keep making fun of things that make life easier and embrace the beauty of this:
What could be so wrong with an invention to make the perfect sushi roll?
Do you want to spend your life studying to become the perfect sushi chef?
Fuck it! I can do that in five seconds with this reappointed tape dispenser.
I love you pointless inventions, I love you.
Who needs to study for years to master a skill that gives a feeling of accomplishment and self worth?
NOBODY ANYMORE BECAUSE WE HAVE INVENTIONS TO DO OUR SELF-WORTH FOR US!
The SleepCoat League Presents: 
Mhm. Love me some sushi.
That device is brilliant.
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Yes. Incredible.
Like a cigarette rolling machine but for sushi.
Truly we are living in the future.
I could eat sushi all day.
Although avoid the white tuna at all costs.
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