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  • Horror Scope – Libra 21st October You are Big Brother. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 21st October You are Big Brother. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 21st October

    You are Big Brother.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 20th October All of this was a dream. Except for that bit. That bit was all too real. Don’t worry, the… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 20th October

    All of this was a dream. Except for that bit. That bit was all too real. Don’t worry, the shuddering will cease, eventually.

  • Horror Scope – October 19th Libra

    You are mistaken. There is definitely a drawing here.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 18th October Today beware of bewaring. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 18th October Today beware of bewaring. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 18th October

    Today beware of bewaring.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 17th October Today – Walking for thinking, Running to clear your head And flying because of the giant cybernetic… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 17th October Today – Walking for thinking, Running to clear your head And flying because of the giant cybernetic… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 17th October

    Today – Walking for thinking, Running to clear your head And flying because of the giant cybernetic wings that have been grafted to your back, complex wiring interlaced with your nueral system. Fly, my pretty, fly.  

  • Horror Scope – Libra 16th October You forgot to read your horoscope today. That is why today has been such a disaster. You do not… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 16th October You forgot to read your horoscope today. That is why today has been such a disaster. You do not… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 16th October

    You forgot to read your horoscope today. That is why today has been such a disaster. You do not know this is the reason for your failure because you have not read your horoscope. Etc.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 15th October All of your recent thoughts are mis-remembered celebrity tweets that you read last year. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 15th October All of your recent thoughts are mis-remembered celebrity tweets that you read last year. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 15th October

    All of your recent thoughts are mis-remembered celebrity tweets that you read last year.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 14th October Everything in moderation – except for moderation. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 14th October Everything in moderation – except for moderation. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 14th October

    Everything in moderation – except for moderation.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 13th October Your application to become the newest member of the US Supreme Court was successful.… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 13th October Your application to become the newest member of the US Supreme Court was successful.… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 13th October View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 13th October View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 13th October View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 13th October View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 13th October

    Your application to become the newest member of the US Supreme Court was successful. Congratulations!  

  • Horror Scope – Libra 12th October It is recommended that you get your affairs in order and purchase a gravestone. All other matters… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 12th October It is recommended that you get your affairs in order and purchase a gravestone. All other matters… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 12th October

    It is recommended that you get your affairs in order and purchase a gravestone. All other matters remain unclear. Good luck!

  • Horror Scope – Libra 11th October If you have a name then you are doomed. Only the Nameless will survive this day. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 11th October If you have a name then you are doomed. Only the Nameless will survive this day. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 11th October

    If you have a name then you are doomed. Only the Nameless will survive this day.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 10th October Today you will discover that all the mirrors have stopped working. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 10th October Today you will discover that all the mirrors have stopped working. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 10th October

    Today you will discover that all the mirrors have stopped working.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 9th October Today you will waste your time reading a fake horoscope. This is that horoscope. The one you are reading now. You are still reading it. Still. It hasn’t finished yet. Still going. That’s it. No wait – there’s more. Nope. Just kidding. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 9th October Today you will waste your time reading a fake horoscope. This is that horoscope. The one you are reading now. You are still reading it. Still. It hasn’t finished yet. Still going. That’s it. No wait – there’s more. Nope. Just kidding. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 9th October

    Today you will waste your time reading a fake horoscope. This is that horoscope. The one you are reading now. You are still reading it. Still. It hasn’t finished yet. Still going. That’s it. No wait – there’s more. Nope. Just kidding.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 8th October Your feet are on fire. I’m not complimenting your dancing. Your actual feet are actually on fire. H… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 8th October Your feet are on fire. I’m not complimenting your dancing. Your actual feet are actually on fire. H… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 8th October

    Your feet are on fire. I’m not complimenting your dancing. Your actual feet are actually on fire. Hang on there, I’ll go and get a fire extinguisher.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 7th October Unfortunately stupidity is now contagious. There is no cure. Except for books. But you can no… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 7th October Unfortunately stupidity is now contagious. There is no cure. Except for books. But you can no… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 6th October When you woke up today it was yesterday. Don’t worry about tomorrow – it will be today; and by the… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 6th October When you woke up today it was yesterday. Don’t worry about tomorrow – it will be today; and by the… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 5th October You forgot all about today. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 5th October You forgot all about today. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 7th October

    Unfortunately stupidity is now contagious. There is no cure. Except for books. But you can no longer read them because of the stupidity.  

  • Horror Scope – Libra 6th October

    When you woke up today it was yesterday. Don’t worry about tomorrow – it will be today; and by the evening next week will have already happened.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 5th October

    You forgot all about today.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 4th October All your money has turned into chocolate. You’re welcome. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 4th October All your money has turned into chocolate. You’re welcome. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 4th October

    All your money has turned into chocolate. You’re welcome.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 3rd October Your tendency to find the best in people will do you well today. Look forward to new lungs, a new… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 3rd October Your tendency to find the best in people will do you well today. Look forward to new lungs, a new… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 3rd October

    Your tendency to find the best in people will do you well today. Look forward to new lungs, a new heart and some lovely new kidneys in your future. MMMMMM. Kidneys.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 2nd October View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 2nd October View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 1st October Be wary of your eloquence today. Don’t  come running to me when you find yourself leading a rag-tag… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 1st October Be wary of your eloquence today. Don’t  come running to me when you find yourself leading a rag-tag… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 2nd October

    Be wary of your eloquence today. Don’t come running to me when you find yourself leading a rag-tag band of ne’er-do-wells on a suicide mission to rescue The President’s children. I warned you.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 1st October Today is the first day of the month. Isn’t it? Don’t be so sure. mwahahahahahahahahaha View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 1st October Today is the first day of the month. Isn’t it? Don’t be so sure. mwahahahahahahahahaha View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 1st October

    Today is the first day of the month. Isn’t it? Don’t be so sure. mwahahahahahahahahaha etc

  • Horror Scope – Libra 30th September Today your hugs will cure everything – AIDS, Cancer, Gout. But not loneliness. There is no cure for… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 30th September Today your hugs will cure everything – AIDS, Cancer, Gout. But not loneliness. There is no cure for… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 30th September

    Today your hugs will cure everything – AIDS, Cancer, Gout. But not loneliness. There is no cure for loneliness.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 29th September You are the kind of person who wears your heart on your sleeve. Your sleeve is soaked with blood… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 29th September You are the kind of person who wears your heart on your sleeve. Your sleeve is soaked with blood… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 29th September

    You are the kind of person who wears your heart on your sleeve. Your sleeve is soaked with blood and you have about a minute before that call for the ambulance will be for naught. Fingers crossed! Not that you can feel your fingers any more.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 28th September Someone will give you a million dollars today. You just need to find which continent they are on. G… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 28th September Someone will give you a million dollars today. You just need to find which continent they are on. G… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 28th September

    Someone will give you a million dollars today. You just need to find which continent they are on. Good luck!

  • Horror Scope – Libra 26th September Today the weather will be happening everywhere. Look, it’s happening now, seeping under the door… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 26th September Today the weather will be happening everywhere. Look, it’s happening now, seeping under the door… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 27th September

    Today the weather will be happening everywhere. Look, it’s happening now, seeping under the door and through the windows. There is no escape from The weather. The Weather!

  • Horror Scope – Libra 26th September Today is going to be so awful I just can’t give you any details. Even thinking about what’s going… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 26th September Today is going to be so awful I just can’t give you any details. Even thinking about what’s going… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 26th September

    Today is going to be so awful I just can’t give you any details. Even thinking about what’s going to happen is making me feel nauseous. Good luck!

  • Horror Scope – Libra 25th September You’re going to get fired today. Don’t worry, though, because after lunch you will be hired as a… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 25th September You’re going to get fired today. Don’t worry, though, because after lunch you will be hired as a… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 25th September

    You’re going to get fired today. Don’t worry, though, because after lunch you will be hired as a taxidermist. You will be a really terrible taxidermist.

  • Horror Scope – Libra 24th September Today every question you ask will be answered with a question. This will frustrate you and make you… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 24th September Today every question you ask will be answered with a question. This will frustrate you and make you… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 24th September

    Today every question you ask will be answered with a question. This will frustrate you and make you wish you had never got out of bed. Best day of the week, isn’t it?

  • Horror Scope – Libra 23rd September Balance? Fuck balance. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 23rd September Balance? Fuck balance. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Libra 23rd September

    Balance? Fuck balance.

  • Horror Scope – Virgo 22nd September Your missing keys are exactly where you last left them. No, I’m not telling you where that is. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Virgo 22nd September Your missing keys are exactly where you last left them. No, I’m not telling you where that is. View Post

  • Horror Scope – Virgo 22nd September

    Your missing keys are exactly where you last left them. No, I’m not telling you where that is.

  • Horror Scope – Virgo 21st September Half way through the day all the bananas will disappear. Be on the look out until sunset. We do not… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Virgo 21st September Half way through the day all the bananas will disappear. Be on the look out until sunset. We do not… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Virgo 21st September

    Half way through the day all the bananas will disappear. Be on the look out until sunset. We do not yet know when they plan to attack.

  • Horror Scope – Virgo 20th September At around lunch time all your fingers will become teeth and all your teeth will become fingers.… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Virgo 20th September At around lunch time all your fingers will become teeth and all your teeth will become fingers.… View Post

  • Horror Scope – Virgo 20th September

    At around lunch time all your fingers will become teeth and all your teeth will become fingers. This is easily reversible but you’re going to have to work out how for yourself.

  • Horror Scope – Virgo 19th September Remember the last time you had sex? That’s the last time you are ever going to have sex. View Post

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